PIMP SLOTH
Chill★★★★★
Stealth★★★★★
Focus★★★★☆
Conservation★★★★☆
Grounded★★★☆☆
The Sloth is the undisputed heavyweight champion of doing absolutely nothing while looking incredibly profound. Operating on a strictly VIP schedule, this glorious slacker treats the entire fast-paced scene like a movie playing on half-speed. By expertly ignoring 99% of daily background noise, they preserve their precious battery life and masterfully turn resting into a full-time, high-rolling street position.
